You’re irreplaceable.
I’ll never be happy without you.


Everything is literally going backwards.

I’m so broken right now.


omfg

im seeing the glitch mob in october

I AM SO EXCITED.

THANKS MOM


(Source: lepipehd)


food52:

A perfect balance between sweet and saltine.

Read more: Bill Smith’s Atlantic Beach Pie on Food52


plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

guess what i just got

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say hi to kitkat everybody…..


sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)


(Source: henrrydelavega)


(Source: punky-rooster)


(Source: kristenschaals)



unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

(Source: unflaws)


bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 


(Source: springfieldusa)


stopthisgirl:

When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you